50 Cent Threatens Retirement: I Support That!

14 Aug

50 Cent has announced that he will retire if Kanye West outsells him when both of their CD’s are released on 9-11-07. Sohh.com reports

Despite holding a more successful track record, skeptics are questioning whether 50 Cent’s Curtis will outsell Kanye West’s Graduation come September 11. Ask 50 and he’ll tell you there’s no way he’ll come in second. In fact, he’s ready to wager his career on it.

“They would like to see Kanye West give me a problem because I’ve worked myself into a space where I’ve become the favorite,” Fif told SOHH exclusively. “Everybody roots for the underdog when he goes against the favorite.

“Put it like this,” 50 told SOHH. “Let’s raise the stakes. If Kanye West sells more records than 50 Cent on September 11, I’ll no longer write music. I’ll write music and work with my other artists, but I won’t put out any more solo albums.

“And I bet this, when Kanye West’s sales come in, he’s gonna have a 70% decrease [the second week] ’cause Def Jam is gonna buy records to keep him closer to 50 Cent,” the Queens rapper added. “So watch the first week and then watch the second week. Watch his @#* drop off the planet. We keep our angles covered before we make a decent bet.”

This weekend I was hanging out with my special friend and one of his friends said “50 Cent sells Black death.”

Damn. It was so powerful a statement, we had to ask her a second time. And she said it again. 50 Cent sells Black death. His whole reason for success is about how many times he been shot, how much he’ll shoot you, and big his guns are. 50 Cent sells Black death.

I agree. Now Kanye doesn’t sell Black death but he sometimes irks me with his “look at me, I’m so ironic” bullshit. It is one thing to recognize one’s own contradictions—saying hip-hop is homophobic and needs to stop with the “f****t” word, but then you’re using it in your next single. Then talking about how women get treated in hip-hop, but then referring to multi-racial women (who are mostly part Black, mind you) as “mutts.” Wearing bling but making a song about Sierra Leone conflict diamonds.

But if I gotta take the lesser of two evils, I guess I choose Kanye. 50—you gotta go. If 50 Cent wants to retire, well, I say let’s help him get out of the game!

BUY KANYE’S GRADUATION ON 9-11!!!

(Don’t want to support either of these jokers? Here are some other folks with music comin out on the same day—in THIS particular order.)

Me’shell Ndegeocello, Pete Rock, Bernie Worrell, Ani DiFranco, Elvis Costello, will.i.am, Sounds of Backness, Zap Mama, David Bowie, Eve, Siouxsie, Ne-Yo, Chris Brown, Crowded House, McCoy Tyner Quartet.

Also this fall! Angie Stone, Jill Scott, Erykah Badu and CHAKA KHAN!!!

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16 Responses to “50 Cent Threatens Retirement: I Support That!”

  1. j. brotherlove August 15, 2007 at 11:56 pm #

    I’m with you; when I heard about 50′s statement , it made me want to buy 10 Kanye CDs. Kanye ain’t perfect but 50′s his shtick is old and dumb.

    As for alternatives, also look out for Janelle Monáe, Chrisette Michele, Rahsaan Patterson and (hopefully) J*DaVeY

  2. aron August 29, 2007 at 2:42 pm #

    hola soy aron gracias

  3. Alex Rendell September 1, 2007 at 7:25 am #

    50 Cent ur da best u betta not lose

  4. robert September 5, 2007 at 9:36 pm #

    hi

  5. Jey Phill September 7, 2007 at 11:43 am #

    Mayne… fitty aint got no chance… the album aint even out yet and i jst bought 5 copies… and ill buy more if i got it… p.s. kanye aint no undadog… so what if fitty got shot Does that make him a “G” … dont think so… if it did er’ mayne in tha hood’d be a “G”…
    -An American Soulja

  6. dreadwisher September 11, 2007 at 5:02 pm #

    KANYE WEST got this mad dawg im with j.brotherlove i’ll by 10 kanye west cds

    KANYE WEST

  7. stephanie September 15, 2007 at 2:23 am #

    id love to see 50 cent lose this bet he is so obsessed with himself its ridiculous

  8. danielle September 23, 2007 at 9:19 am #

    hot body i love 50 cent so sexy

  9. jack waldock September 26, 2007 at 12:26 pm #

    ive bought ur cd u cant retire have loads of all ur stuff plz plz plz ur a gangster

  10. shanice edwards October 10, 2007 at 2:28 am #

    u fuckin wicked gangster rapper off da muther fuckin hook u r just to darty this is my number 0430332930

  11. rianna October 14, 2007 at 7:56 am #

    he is a hunk and so sexy i want to sex him

  12. miguel October 21, 2007 at 4:03 pm #

    o ablo español y 50 cent esta feo

  13. MOP October 22, 2007 at 10:33 am #

    That statement is only reinforced by the pictures of him you put up. If you look at his lyrics and the lyrics of Eminem, it’s no wonder that these two nihilists got together.

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